288 Quotes by Charlie Sheen

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning.

It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.