288 Quotes by Charlie Sheen

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

I'll hear a song I love and suddenly I'm isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That's a moment between a moment.

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.