288 Quotes by Charlie Sheen

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.

People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don’t build your tendons or ligaments.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don’t have one.

The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.