288 Quotes by Charlie Sheen

I’ll hear a song I love and suddenly I’m isolated from everything around me just for a nanosecond. That’s a moment between a moment.

It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

I’m still alive, which is pretty cool.

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn’t earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

I’ve always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I’m okay with it. On other days it’s like, “Really? I have to? No, man, not me.”

I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill.