288 Quotes by Charlie Sheen

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?