288 Quotes by Charlie Sheen

You can’t beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there’s no manual, no training course.

I just didn’t believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That’s how I describe myself.

Shooting a movie can be so tedious. You’re trying to get 20 different angles on the same swing. You never get into a rhythm. But I took it very seriously.

I don’t have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

You can’t cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it’s late stage.

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying.

People ask all the time, “What are you thinking?” It’s my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It’s an invasion.