35 Quotes by Chelsea Peretti

My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.

Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?

Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.

Why are old maps always burnt?

If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.

Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?

So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down to current times, where you have Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig.

I think that with podcasts, a lot of things are about fostering and having a direct connection with the community.

We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a lot of guys in high school, and I did theater with a few of my close girlfriends.