246 Quotes by Cher

Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Gay guys like a certain kind of woman. They like a flamboyant woman that's broken. They like a balls-to-the-wall woman, motherly but not; sexual but not. Gay guys are like this: they either love you or they don't even know you're on the planet. Once you have them, you have them.

If I want to put my tits on my back, it's nobody's business but my own,

I felt impotent and out of control, which I really, really hate. I had to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength.

Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!

What am I supposed to do, Sit around and wait for you? Well I can't do that, And there's no turning back. I need time to move on, I need love to feel strong. Cause I've got time to think it through, And maybe I'm too good for you!

It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it