78 Quotes by Chi Chi Rodriguez

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.