78 Quotes by Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.

Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.