78 Quotes by Chi Chi Rodriguez

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.

He told me just to keep the ball low.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.