78 Quotes by Chi Chi Rodriguez

I’m getting so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore.

The sweetest two words are ‘next time.’ The sourest word is ‘if.’

I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It’s just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

Putting isn’t golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.

I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I’m under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!

Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day – that’s hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.