78 Quotes by Chi Chi Rodriguez

Somebody give me a banana. I’m playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

When you’re having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn’t hear the band.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I’ll caddie for Jack.

Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.

Trevino is in a league by himself. We don’t even count him. We figure when you come in second, you’re a winner.

A man never stands taller than when he stoops to help a child.

If you worry about giving, you will never have enough of anything.