327 Quotes by Chris Colfer

I'm really not good blackmail material.

I love bookstores. I love the energy in a bookstore and the smell of the paper.

My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.

The higher the hair, the closer to god.

I hate mirrors; every time I look in one I see things that could be improved. If I could give my younger self any advice it would be: ‘Take a deep breath, the world is not ending – and do something with your hair.’ I had the same haircut from when I was a toddler all the way through high school, it was this weird side-parting. I didn’t like change.

There's nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl.

People still call me ma’am on the phone, and it’s just part of life now. I’m not even phased by it… Going through DriveThrus is always fun, because it’s always so shocking when they see me. It’d just be kind of like, ‘Thank you ma… woah!! Woah, sorry about that!’

Whether I'm in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I'm happy.

I don't know much, But when push comes to shove, I definitely don't believe, There's such a thing as wrong love.