327 Quotes by Chris Colfer

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    You’re a brave little hero, I’ll give you that,” the Snake Lord said. “But there’s a thin line between bravery and stupidity – and I’m afraid you just crossed it.” “And there’s a thin line between bad breath and halitosis,” Bolt said. “I’m afraid you crossed that a while ago.

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    A good man follows his heart, but a wise man follows his heart without ignoring his brain.

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    It was difficult for them even to go to school with just a small blemish on their faces; they couldn’t imagine the stress of facing the world as an enormous amphibian.

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    These days people act like love is an island – they all want to swim to it but no one wants to get wet.

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    The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn’t want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they’re gay.

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    I wonder if people would learn from the Little Mermaid’s heartbreak when she dies at the end of her real story. I.

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    Always have a plan B and a friend with bail, and you’re guaranteed to never fail,” Mother Goose said and took another drink. “That’s my motto.

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    Why do breeders get so attached to their young?” Rat Mary screeched. “You can just make another one, you know!

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