327 Quotes by Chris Colfer

You’re a brave little hero, I’ll give you that,” the Snake Lord said. “But there’s a thin line between bravery and stupidity – and I’m afraid you just crossed it.” “And there’s a thin line between bad breath and halitosis,” Bolt said. “I’m afraid you crossed that a while ago.

A good man follows his heart, but a wise man follows his heart without ignoring his brain.

It was difficult for them even to go to school with just a small blemish on their faces; they couldn’t imagine the stress of facing the world as an enormous amphibian.

These days people act like love is an island – they all want to swim to it but no one wants to get wet.

The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn’t want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they’re gay.

I wonder if people would learn from the Little Mermaid’s heartbreak when she dies at the end of her real story. I.

Always have a plan B and a friend with bail, and you’re guaranteed to never fail,” Mother Goose said and took another drink. “That’s my motto.

Land of Stories.

Why do breeders get so attached to their young?” Rat Mary screeched. “You can just make another one, you know!