327 Quotes by Chris Colfer

You just had a bad day. And you should never let one day change who you are. We can never be certain about anything in life – especially if we only experience it once.

It’s better to be the hero of your own story than to become the villain of someone else’s.

Approval is just a shortcut to self-worth, but sometimes we have to find things out on our own. Sometimes if we want something bad enough, we have to inspire ourselves to get it. Sometimes we have to be our own superhero.

I should retire for the night,” she said. “I know I make it look so effortless, but world domination is exhausting.

Not taking yourself too seriously, that’s the important thing.

I really think, without trying to give us credit that we don’t deserve, I really feel like Kurt and Blaine are a modern version of Lucy and Ricky. Oh, I’m Lucy for sure.

I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of ‘Sweeney Todd’ called ‘Shirley Todd,’ and I had a great time doing that.

Every time I get injured I measure it’s severity by asking myself ‘Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?’

And in your deranged mind, what do you think the lesson of ‘Goldilocks and the Three Bears’ is?” Alex challenged him. “Easy,” Conner said. “Lock your doors! Robbers come in all shapes and sizes. Even curly-haired little girls can’t be trusted.” Alex grunted again and crossed her arms. She tried her best not to giggle; she didn’t want to validate her brother’s opinion. “‘Goldilocks’ is about consequences! Mrs. Peters said so herself,” Alex said.