327 Quotes by Chris Colfer

As long as you have hope, everything can get better.

Men like you give pirates a bad name,” Captain Auburn Sally said. “You aren’t pirates,” Captain Hook said with a laugh. “You’re just a bunch of little girls with attitude!” “Then I feel sorry for you, Hook,” Auburn Sally said. “Because you and your men are about to get your booty handed to you by a bunch of little girls. Ladies, charge!

No matter what you do, you can never please everyone. And that was the hardest lesson to learn. In fact, I’m still learning it.

A daisy doesn’t need the roses’ permission to bloom – and neither do you.

The twins ran as fast as their legs could carry them. The Blissworm held on to Conner’s helmet like a jockey clutching the reins of a racehorse. It even slapped Conner’s bottom as if that would make him run faster. “Cut it out!” he said. “That hurts!

You can’t shy away from your greatness just because you’re afraid you’re not great enough.

My life is an awkward visit from the kid’s table while awaiting a History Channel special.

If there’s one thing life is good at, it’s surprising you,” Jack said. “And sometimes it surprises you in the best ways.

Villains are mostly just people villainized by circumstance.