327 Quotes by Chris Colfer

I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.

i just can't muster up enough pride for a town whose most cosmopolitan area is the Taco Bell car park on a saturday night

I got in my car and just drove. I drove and I drove and I drove. I wasn't sure where I was going and I didn't care. I didn't even plan on coming home to be totally honest...I beat that sign until my fingernails bled and my umbrella was broken to pieces. I left a dent in it for every asshole who had treated me like shit, for every time I had been used, and for every time I had been wronged...I drove as far as I could until there was no more road left to take.

Why are you all looking at me like I want to take my pet rock for a walk?" Conner asked.

Why do I always get detention for sleeping when it's ancient Mesopotamia that should be punished for being so boring?

From this day on, I refuse to let anyone bring me to a point where I can't take a horrible situation and spin it into something beneficial. I will never let anyone make me feel anything I don't want to feel again or rob me of the passions that make me who I am.

I think always staying focused and not taking things too seriously, but taking the important things seriously.

It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland.

When people hurt you over and over, think of them like sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.