49 Quotes by Chris Farley

I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and they said, 'Mrs. Farley, the children at school are laughing at Christopher, not with him.' I thought, 'Who cares? As long as they're laughing.'

I want to live fast and die young.

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.

You gotta fight for your right to vote!

People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'

I live in a van, down by the river!

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!