49 Quotes by Chris Farley

I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.

Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....

My first vision for this race was that maybe 500 people would show up. So thank you guys. This is awesome.

His records did better after he got out of jail then they did before he went to jail. It helped his career.

We couldn't register everybody. I'm thrilled by just the number of people here. The running community has really come together.

Everybody understands that something has got to be done about this, ... I knew I had to do something.

I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull’s ass but I’d rather take the butchers word for it.