50 Quotes by Chris Grabenstein

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.’ – Groucho Marx.

Playing off the NCAA basketball tournament’s “March Madness” theme, Mr. Lemoncello declared the first Saturday in March “Library Lunacy Day.

Mr. Lemoncello bounced across the stage like a happy grasshopper.

And for the first time in his life, Kyle Keeley wanted to check out a library book more than anything in the world.

And maybe,” said Marjory, “we can find a few 641.8653 to go with it.” “Ooh,” said Andrew. “I love doughnuts.

Coming up from the basement, Kyle saw Andrew Peckleman in the middle of the Rotunda Reading Room, opening a long metal box sitting on top of the center desk. The holographic image of Mrs. Tobin was there, smiling patiently, as Peckleman pulled some kind of magazine out of the box. Miguel was also near.

Whoa,” said Akimi. “Check out the statues. They’re hardly wearing any clothes.

Haley remembered another bit of Irish wisdom, something her dad said all the time: “Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot!” She.

Curses and foul language!