257 Quotes by Chris Hardwick

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to protect us from metaphysical monsters that go bump in the New Age night.

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

I really don't have time "to Twitter," it's not something that should grab your day. That's a big misconception, actually, about the whole service. You don't go out of your way to tweet, you just post when you've got something. Hopefully, not while you're driving. It complements your life more than takes over your life.

I'm not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself.

The nerdist movement is less about consumers; there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

We didn't understand irony yet in the '80s; we just kind of existed at face value, so there was no nerd cool yet because the digital revolution was still in its infancy.