257 Quotes by Chris Hardwick

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.

You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.

In short, knowledge is useless if it isn’t shared.

There’s a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They’re magical in that way.

There’s not many a man who would get shot and then come visit the family responsible.

Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn’t play sports – for me it was just comedy, computers and chess club; those were my big things.

I don’t really read reviews and comments that much. There just isn’t a lot to be gained from it.

I like listening to people talk about things that they love. They get to express things they don’t normally get to express.

In the ’90s, you couldn’t say the word ‘nerd’ to someone when pitching a show. They would have considered that too niche and wouldn’t have listened.