257 Quotes by Chris Hardwick

Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

I think when I look out and I see there's so much negativity in the world and a lot of people are unhappy and a lot people are anxious, it just feels like that's one view of the world. But you don't have to always focus on that view of the world.

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.

Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.

Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff.

While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning.

I played tournament chess from fifth grade up into high school.

I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?