257 Quotes by Chris Hardwick

Stand up straight. If you stand up straight, you will instantly feel better about yourself, and you will project a better image to the world, one that says you don’t feel like you have to be hunched over and closed off.

I do seem like the kind of guy who’d be obsessive about Rubik’s Cubes.

The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don’t take themselves seriously.

As a comedy nerd, I get a lot out of the podcast because I’m genuinely interested in the people I’m talking to.

There’s something about shooting webs out of my wrists and climbing up things that just makes me happy.

I’m just gonna do a podcast because it’s mine, I can control it, I have complete responsibility over it, and no one can touch it.

I’ve always had a fondness for that satirical, Terry Gilliam – esque evil corporate megastructure, the kind of business that hangs banners that say making your life better as it throws kittens into the gears.

Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, “Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up!” And I don’t have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.

There’s a lot of money being generated by nerds right now. Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, the list goes on and on. Nerds make more money than our government. And with money comes power.