257 Quotes by Chris Hardwick

If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.

I can't make up for the 10 years I missed, but I'm trying not to miss any more. I was the best bowler in the world for eight years and had as good a career as anyone who ever played the game. I've been a very fortunate person.

There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way.

Well, you know he was just being nice. That was the only steak I had that year.

Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.

We're doing what we do now because we like it and it's fun,

There are certain parts of a classic nerd's brain that can destroy that person - obsessing about things to the detriment of everything else in your life. But those are the same tools that you can use to turn everything around.

You don't need 30 million people to listen to your podcast. If 10,000 people listen to your podcast, which is not a hard number to achieve, then 10,000 people are listening, and you can build a community, and literally change the world just recording into a microphone.

I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that.