48 Quotes by Chris Kattan

I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids

You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!

I like women who are okay with who they are.

If it weren't for The Groundlings, I would never be on Saturday Night Live.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world

It's a different thing shooting for 10 weeks in India as opposed to on a set on stage pretending you're in India

It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.