48 Quotes by Chris Kattan

I love traffic. It’s fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

I can’t stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it’s in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It’s more on that level. I don’t need to be a leading man, I’m fine with that.

My friends tell me that I’ve calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don’t know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in ‘Bollywood Hero.’ They’re gorgeous. Any of them.

I’m fine with the life I have.

I’m not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it’s nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn’t the whole world.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.