60 Quotes by Chris Lilley

I feel really qualified to write about Australia.

I find actors a little bit too self-conscious.

I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me.

It's barely OK for me to be dressed up as a black guy. But part of me kind of enjoys provoking people.

People think that I'm some kind of genius who's got these statements to say, and I'm not really.

Playing girls is cool, but its a lot more fun playing boys.

Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.

You feel the pressure of going to university because you need a back-up plan, which is why I enrolled.

I'm so independent in writing stuff and controlling what I do. Sometimes I get calls from people asking to be in their movie, but I'm always writing or editing, and I can never get around to doing it. I'm so much more interested in my own stuff. I think I drive my agent crazy.