35 Quotes by Chris Morris

A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.

The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.

Ten years ago, if your computer was broken, you put it in the car and took it to the shop, no big deal,

Pulaski had two players who had big games and we didn't have anyone who did.

a feat that would be a real technological advancement.

Now if you have a wireless network that won't connect, well, you need someone on-site.

No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.

You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'

They made their free throws. That's what an experienced team does. They've been to the regional final. They know what it's like.