25 Quotes by Christian Finnegan

I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I’m actually going to do the best I can. That said, you want to do the best you can while remaining who you are.

Some of you guys must have real jobs – office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits.

I haven’t had a drink in twelve days and I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty shocked at how boring people are.

If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you’re saying is that you’re an employee of VH1.

Basically, I got into stand-up because I’m too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer.

If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker.

You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context.