28 Quotes by Christopher Healy

Accidents happen. I will, um . . . I will pay to have your house rebuilt." "And my barn?" a woman called out. Liam sighed. "Yes, and your barn, too." "And my golden carousel?" shouted another man. "Will you pay for that?" Liam raised an eyebrow. "The giant smashed your golden carousel?" "No," said the man. "I'd just like to have a golden carousel.

Look,” Liam said, “sometimes being a hero isn’t about getting the glory. It’s about doing what needs to be done.

I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in a sheet

Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'?

Wow," a man said. "The song made you sound like an average loser, but in reality you were a horribly pathetic loser.

Look, sometimes being a hero isn’t about getting the glory. It’s about doing what needs to be done” -Liam.

Gustav,” he said, “I’m proud of you. You can relax now.

Sometimes a hero can be found in the most unexpected of places. That’s when you must say to him, “Get out of my kitchen, silly! Don’t you have some monsters to fight?” – The Hero’s Guide to Being a Hero.

Hey! Someone in the crowd is carrying a ‘Duncan the Daring’ sign!” Duncan shouted. “Oh, it’s Frank,” he added, less enthusiastically.