653 Quotes by Christopher Moore

Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.

You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.

The two had been together since they were little girls, and so loved and hated each other like sisters.

Holy ripened fuckcheese!

She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other people, just more sensitive, I guess.

You sure about this writer thing son?

There is no such thing as a conservative hero.

My children are monsters, Kiro thought. And I am responsible. Perhaps if I had read them the haikus of Basho when they were little instead of that American manifesto of high-pressure sales, Green Eggs and Ham...

And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.