653 Quotes by Christopher Moore

She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.

There are some elements that are tonal and some are not. But nothing so far out you can't grasp it. It's appealing music.

What this means is, if someone from another state is looking for the nearest Joslin Diabetes Center for care, they can come to Las Vegas. This is a major benefit to the community because it puts diabetes in the spotlight here, and people will get better care because of that spotlight no matter where they receive treatment.

Why understand when you can believe?

One thing that's really delightful is my books tend to attract people who are funny, so I get the benefit of people writing me with things that crack me up.

There's one painting that historically would have been better, ... because it was painted at the beginning of the Impressionist movement, and the one we're using is painted later. In the script they say, 'This is a very important painting because it was painted at start of the Impressionists,' and that's not really true. It was painted a few years later. But they selected the painting for purely visual reasons -- that they would capture better on camera, that it was more appealing, that it would catch the eye better.

Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.

It was a catastrophe, of course. We had no clients, no nothing. Nobody understood the idea of doing reproductions.

I don't expect you to have any leniency or even believe a word I say. I have to stop lying to myself.