653 Quotes by Christopher Moore

You don't hurry a thinker, and you don't talk to him when he's thinking. It's just inconsiderate.

What this movie needs is more brain eating zombies.

She's so obnoxious. Like a whole Saturday night drunk tank full of obnoxious packed into one little body." Detective Cavuto

It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted. 'Oh, yeah, you guys are the Mae Wests of the nerd world.' We're action nerds,' Nate said. 'Adventure nerds. Nerds of romance.

They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?

The gourney, the big file drawers of the dead, the instruments of dissection - this sure looked like the morgues in the movies. Something had gone seriously wrong while she slept.

Compliment but do not covet.

He has the attention span of a hummingbird.

Life is loneliness, broken only by the gods taunting us with friendship and the odd bonk