653 Quotes by Christopher Moore

You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems...

All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.

We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.

Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both.

Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little "Hey, what's up?" pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff. --Being the Journal of Abby Normal

Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves.

I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.

I think I'm what they call a never-was.

That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.