653 Quotes by Christopher Moore

When your best friend is the son of God, you get tired of losing every argument.

Science, you don’t know, looks like magic.

You know, there’s a 12 step program for gambling. You should look into that. Twelve steps. Coyote laughed. I’ll bet I can do it in six.

Die, thou badger-shagging spunk monkey,” said I.

Why are you lying on the floor?” “Solidarity. And we ran out of cognac. This is my preferred out of cognac posture.

Magic is just science that we don’t know yet.

Mr. Asher, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” “No, ma’am, I’m going to have to insist that you pass away, this instant. You’re overdue.

It’s very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.

Maybe life is just easier if you’re a little goofy...