653 Quotes by Christopher Moore

There’s a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality – there’s mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the edge wears, does the real ache begin.

The only way to control the faithful is to not become one of them.

The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring – much like a doctor’s waiting room.

You tell soldiers what they need to hear to go to war. Bitches need a mission, not a goal.

But she’s a redhead, so she’s probably evil, even at her tender age.

Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl’s purpose.

It’s French,” she said. “They designed it like a zoo – you know, keep ’em in, but give everyone a good look at ’em...

The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don’t always feel as if you’re nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.

I wanted a trumpet concerto that reflected Native American music because, well, there aren’t any. I looked around for one but couldn’t find anything. So it’s a wide-open field.