314 Quotes by Christopher Walken

I’m better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I’m not around.

I don’t much like being directed. I enjoy being allowed to play.

I’ve never made a movie I wasn’t surprised to see.

I don’t think I’d be a good director because people would ask me, you know, “What is it? What’s going on here? Where should I put the camera?” Or, “What’s my motivation?” And I would say, “Do whatever you want!”

I’m a better actor now than I ever was, I wish I could have hurried that up, but there’s no way. Anyway, I always wanted to be around for a long time. Like a European actor, I hope I live a long time and that I’m acting until I finish.

Also for me it was different because I play a lot of villains and in this one I play a dad and I play a good guy, basically. He’s the Secretary of the Treasury. I never had a job like that.

I remember that. I was talking to him and I said how great it would be if actors had a tail because I have animals and a tail is so expressive. On a cat you can tell everything. You can tell if they’re annoyed. You can tell whether they’re scared.

There’s something dangerous about what’s funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

An audience is the most dangerous thing in the world, because they paid, and they’re looking at you. And they paid! And there’s a lot of them! And they cast a cold eye, because they paid. To be on the stage, you have to be very secure.