395 Quotes by Chuck Klosterman

I want fake love. But that's all I want, and that's why I can't have it.

Every time I learn the truth about something, I’m disappointed

Soccer is like punk rock: The product is not necessarily terrible. The problem is the fan base.

What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very warm, wearing only underwear, doing absolutely nothing, all by myself?

Technology evolves faster than people do, faster than biology does.

If you don't have a job, you don't have a fear of losing it. You fear having to get one.

People who are wrong during particularly important moments inevitably spend the rest of their lives trying to explain how their wrongness was paradoxically correct, or-at the very least-why their wrongness "felt right at the time," which is very, very different from being authentically correct.

The message of "The Winner Takes It All" is straightforward: It argues that the concept of relationships ending on mutual terms is an emotional fallacy. One person is inevitably okay and the other is inevitably devastated.

The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least.