48 Quotes by Cindy Callaghan

Some girls have brothers who burp; some have brothers who punch them. I have one who thinks he’s parked at my house temporarily while he’s between intergalactic voyages.

Mom rushed away from the TV—something she only does for a pee emergency or a grease fire.

I swear I must have a weird magnet. There is no other way to explain the statistical improbability that I could have this many weird people in my life.

We sat at a mahogany table that had enough nicks and dents to be an English muffin. I wondered for a sec if the Irish called them English muffins or something else.

I was wet but not soaked. Just enough to look like a sponge, but not a mop.

I laughed. “Yeah, I did. I didn’t think you were serious.”“As serious as a monkey is about his last banana.

She doesn’t look like much of a Project Runway gal, if you know what I mean. Capes are so last year.

Did you see that bloke’s fingers go into the blender? He didn’t even feel it. I think I want to be a zombie when I die.” “Too true,” Gordo said. “But with better hair.

A regular Ferris wheel from a Wilmington carnival was like a dwarf planet compared to this gigantic wheel.