28 Quotes by Cody Lundin

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I’d go with the mustard, but still, it’s a turd sandwich.

It’s a recipe for disaster.

I’m all for the path of least resistance.

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out – you leave the gene pool.

I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.

I feel like a tick on a dog.

Where there is water, there are people.

So I’m pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I’m worth it.