40 Quotes by Coffee

Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers only.

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.

Reading in bed can be heaven, assuming you can get just the right amount of light on the page and aren’t prone to spilling your coffee or cognac on the sheets.

Sex might satisfy, food might fuel, love might sustain, but without coffee, what is the point?

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

I would certainly end up forever crying the blues into a coffee cup in a park for old men playing chess or silly games of some sort.

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

I don’t like people who drink decaf coffee it’s like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That’s like drinking non alcoholic vodka.