7 Quotes by Colin Falconer

Father’s Day is like Mother’s Day except the gift is cheaper.

They say women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship.

If today brings no hope we should plan for tomorrow.

LIBERAL, n. A man with his mind open at both ends.

Tom, you couldn’t punch the froth off a Guinness.

We make such plans for our lives, she thinks, and this is the way they turn out, nothing like what we imagine.

He will see that I am no coward. If he will call for rain then I will give him a tempest.