73 Quotes by Colin Jost

When you contribute to food banks or give money that goes to having meals delivered, you're meeting the most basic need. It's such a direct way to help.

Staten Island is segregated, but it's also - I don't know. It's, like, it's not - it's not unprogressive.

Whatever I did, I always gravitated toward trying to be funny. If I was with friends, we were joking around. If I wrote for the newspaper, it would be a humor column. If I acted, I wanted to do comedy.

Each week, we might write 500 jokes for 'Weekend Update,' and ultimately, we can only do about 10.

I love buffalo wings and eat them at least three times a week.

I've played at the Comedy Studio. I never did as an undergrad, but I have in recent years, whenever I've gone back to anything at Harvard, I've tried to go there and do some sets.

When you're around people who are trying to be funny all day and trying to one-up each other, that's just naturally - if you want to do it - it's going to make you better.

I'm a 12-handicap.

The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.