107 Quotes by Colin Quinn

People's - most people's job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. It's not even paper.

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.

He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.

When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public school in New York so compared to the anarchy that was going on there, they really wouldn't - I wasn't like a bad kid. I saw people come in and punch the teachers.

If it had just been some femme fatale, I think this whole thing could have been settled. You know, if it had just been like a beautiful woman,

My perception is that Jerry was a stand-up comedian for years and years,

We battled well and it was an excellent win.

I write all the time - I write poetry, I love to write

I think if you try to tailor your act to anybody, you end up with an act that doesn't work anyway.