53 Quotes by Conchata Ferrell

Losers don't always know that they are losers.

I don't trip all over my ego. I don't mind being a second banana.

I got into acting because nothing else worked. I have done literally everything. I have sold magazines door-to-door. I've worked on an assembly line in a factory, a restaurant, the desk at a hotel. I've worked in statistical typing, taught school. You name it, I tried it, and nothing worked.

I did sketches and had the best time of my life because people were laughing. I was not self-conscious, because they laughed when I wanted them to.

I was a political hippie.

I'm a compulsive overeater. It's something I need help to work on.

There are a lot of fat women on TV. I know. I've made my living playing them.

No actor is worth $3 million, not even Marlon. It puts too many other actors out of work.

April was my first major role and provided me with my Equity card.