71 Quotes by Coolio

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.