6 Quotes by Corey Ford

Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words.

Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog’s blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night.

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.

When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog’s rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that the world is unstable and wonders whether he is supposed to walk on his hind legs and smoke cigars.

A trout fisherman is something that defieth understanding.